We smell a new squad in our midst!
However, it appears the epic collaborative performance gave an even cooler gift in the form of new best friends, Blue Ivy Carter and Apple Martin.
For the snap, the Oscar winner wrote:
Everything’s crayzier in Texas!
Staff at the tattoo parlor called 5-0 after the brainiac who looked like she ‘was on something’ asked the artist how long it would take because she had her kid was waiting in the car!!! WTF?!?!
The employee told a TV station:
"I knew she was stumbling. I knew she was on something. I don't assume nothing and that's why I turned her down."
The cops rolled up and found beer bottles inside a diaper bag.
SO SAD!!! We’re just glad the baby is OK! The deadbeat mom is facing multiple charges including a felony DUI and child endangerment.
[Image via Theo/WENN.]