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Jessica Simpson Talks About Popping Pooping & Babies!

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Jessica Simpson is a new mom and we could not be more excited.

Not only is she keeping her baby looking fresh, but her quotes are also pretty amazing, too!

Here's what she said:

“It’s the first time I’ve kept to a schedule in my life! I’m always making sure she’s had as many poops as she’s supposed to have and that she’s being fed."

There you go, folks. If someone you know and love can't keep to a schedule, just tell them to have a baby! That should sort out their life!

You know what we're saying?

Jessica also reveals that since her baby bump is out of the way now - nothing can stand between her and her man from doing the nasty dance of love.

Here's what she said:

“I’ve kind of broken one rule. I think I have the sexiest man in the world. So that’s the rule I break."

If you don't know what she's talking about, we aren't the ones who are gonna explain the birds and the bees to you.

Ask your parents!

Jeez. Lolz.

[Image via WENN.]

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