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Pentagon (Almost) Admit They Use Barney Song As Torture

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Imagine if you were forced to listen to Barney's "I Love You" song for twenty four straight hours?

Kind of sounds like torture, right?

Well, apparently the Pentagon has the same thoughts as reports are indicating what people have been speculating for years.

The U.S. subject prisoners in Guantanamo Bay to listen to this:

"I love you. You love me.

We're a happy family. With a great big hug, and a kiss from me…"

STOP!!!

Oh, please, stop it! We did it! We don't know what we did, but we did it! Just please stop playing that song!

And that's our interpretation of what the Guantanamo prisoners say after hearing the "I Love You" song for twenty four hours.

Here's what an expert says are the ways this song affects your body:

"…your brain and body functions start to slide, your train of thoughts slow down and your will is broken."

So, with that fabulous introduction, watch the equivalent of nails against chalkboard (above) !

Enjoy.

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