Now that's a poem!
Beyoncé recently appeared in a new fashion spread for CR Fashion Book, but it wasn't her flawless looks that had our attention.
We already knew all about that!
Well, that career in music certainly ended before it had the chance to begin!
After claiming that she would never resort to filming porn, the financially strapped Octo-Mom has apparently grown to love the industry so much since her first venture that she has now gone and booked a gig at T's Lounge in West Palm Beach, Florida…as a STRIPPER!
That's right, Nadya Suleman has been telling friends that taking it off for the cameras "sexually liberated" her, and she's now willing to continue down this path. Or maybe it's because she'll make some serious cash during her two performances a night gig from July 11th - 15th, during which she'll also promote the release of her video!
Of course, despite T's Lounge being all-nude, Octo-Tittays will only be going topless, and will also NOT be available to give lap dances.
Wow. She's really becoming quite the renaissance woman with all of her new and exciting job prospects!
What will she think of next?!
Actually, don't answer that. We're happier not knowing.
[Image via WENN.]