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Hmmm. If this tragic tale is true, then this be some Agent Moulder territory…
And thats when some X-Files type sh*t went down!
An hour before the funeral, Kelvin's father Antonio Santos claims his son awoke in his coffin, sat up, and asked for a drink of water!!!!!!
Mr. Santos expresses:
"Everybody started to scream… We couldn't believe our eyes. Then we thought a miracle had taken place and our boy had come back to life… Then Kelvin just laid back down, the way he was. We couldn't wake him. He was dead again."
Kelvin's family took his body back to Aberlardo Santos Hospital, where confused doctors could not explain the outlying situation.
They announced Kelvin dead, once again.
We can't even wrap our heads around this one! Officials are currently investigating the unprecedented event, and while we doubt a father would make up such a morbidly bizarre story… WHAT could possible be the cause?!
Where's Sherlock Holmes when you need him?