Now that's a poem!
Beyoncé recently appeared in a new fashion spread for CR Fashion Book, but it wasn't her flawless looks that had our attention.
We already knew all about that!
Oh, Kendra Wilkinson. Please, please, please, please say that YOU WANT MORE BABIES!!!
Normally we wouldn't get so excited about something we weren't sure of, but we're like 99.9 percent sure that Kendra DEFINITELY wants another baby!
Here's what she said:
“We did plan on having another kid pretty soon. Every day our mind changes. Hank and I were in the kitchen and I was scooping some watermelon and I was like, ‘You know what? Let’s have another baby within in a couple of months’. I don’t know. It was just a sudden spark. And he was all excited and we kind of just made this decision.”
We totally knew it!
We always suspected we could predict the future. Ever since that one time when…Wait, what? Later on your girlfriend came over with her baby, and…
…Oh no! Here's the rest of what Kendra said:
“I just got really nervous. The baby was crying and had poopy diapers. And I just got an instant baby phobia. I looked at Hank behind my best friend’s back, and I shook my head, ‘No.’”
Damn you .1 percent!
Damn you all the way to hell!!!
Or at least somewhere really, really hot.
And not the pleasant kind of hot, either - the really humid type of hot that make your skin totally sticky icky!
That'll teach that .1 percent not to mess around with us, anymore.
[Image via Twitter/Kendra Wilkinson.]