Celebrities fall in love, get married, and have children just like the rest of us.
However, when it comes to naming their children, stars do things a little differently.
Actually, VERY differently.
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Mariah Yeater is not Justin Bieber's girlfriend no matter what she believes.
That's why it wasn't hard to tell when the Biebs dropped his new album who he was talking about on the track Maria.
Our poor kid had to suffer through some serious baby momma drama last year, and we think if he wants to vent it all out on a song then he jolly well should.
We'd rather him do that then rob a bank or something.
Although that would be totally news-worthy - we totally DO NOT want the Amazing Canadian to EVER rob a bank.
That would be totally not Bieber aka not cool!
Ch-ch-check out the video (above) of Bieber spilling the beans on Maria to Bethenny Frankel.
It's pretty great!