Are you always on the lookout for new books to read to your kids but worried about what kind of message they'll get from it?
Are you tired of reading reviews that are longer than the books themselves?
Green Eggs And Ham: Don’t take moldy food from strangers.
Where the Wild Things Are: You will never, ever sleep again.
Peter Pan: Child abduction can be fun and adorable!
Winnie the Pooh: A boy and his pre-diabetic bear.
Curious George: A guy and his monkey. Like Michael Jackson!
Are You There God, It’s Me, Margaret?: No boobs for you.
The Very Hungry Caterpillar: Bugs eat their feelings, too.
The Lorax: Al Gore was right about everything.
The Cat in the Hat: Seriously, your parents suck, kid.
The Secret Garden: I got 99 problems and cholera ain’t one.
Goodnight Moon: Seriously, stop stalling and go the f**K to bed.
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