When Natalie Portman teaches baby Aleph the alphabet, the first letter she'll show him is V For Vendetta!
That way, he'll understand the relationship daddy Ben Millepied has with the paparazzi.
The Black Swan and her gaggle landed in LAX Sunday and were quickly spotted by the cameras, as you can see in our gallery (below).
But one shutterbug was looking for more than just pix! Taunting the family, he got too close and bumped into Ben, who was carrying Aleph in a pouch!
Everyone walked away unscathed (well, Aleph was carried- he is still a baby), but things could have been a lot worse!
We all want to see our favorite stars, but when it comes to children, safety is priority number one. A certain distance is necessary, and that guy crossed the line!
[Image via Ramey Pix.]