That's the only word we can think of since we heard this wonderful news!
Scratch that! She's the mother of TWO adorable daughters!
[Image via Judy Eddy/WENN.]
Patricia Krentcil, better known as the Tanning Mom, and who is still super tan BTW, got kicked out of a roast thrown in her honor!
When a NYC drag club decided to roast the infamous UV addict, they didn't know what they were getting themselves into! A drunk, super orange mother!!
Host Bianca del Rio said:
“We asked her what she wanted to drink and she slurred, ‘I didn’t put my kid in a tanning bed!’”
Partygoers said the Tanning Mom was falling down, cursing, and starting fights.
Luckily, the party organizers noticed Patricia's behavior early and came up with a plan. Del Rio said:
"We came up with a code word earlier: It was 'Christmas.' After about five minutes, we were just screaming 'Christmas,' and security came and took her out."
We're sad to hear that Patricia made such a mess. Clearly the poor woman needs some attention! You can see it in her face!
Just remember, kids: a roast can be really great- as long as no one overdoes it! You don't want to have yell "Christmas!!!!" all night long!
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