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For their final season, the Jersey Shore cast will pull in about $2.5 million.
So we know that starring in a hit reality show can be awfully lucrative! And TLC's Here Comes Honey Boo Boo is definitely a hit, drawing in over 3 million viewers per episode!
But you won't believe what Honey Boo Boo and her family are pulling in!
Stars Alana Thompson, Mama June Shannon, Sugarbear, Pumpkin, and the rest of the redneck clan are making… wait for it…
$40,000. Total. For the whole family of six. For the entire season.
Well, to be fair, no one knew the show would be a hit! But we imagine there will be some negotiating for the second season.
How much would U take to let cameras film your every waking moment?