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10 Ways To Tell Your Baby Has Become A Toddler

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Baby Forehead Bruises

Every parent has been there. You're finally getting used to the sleepless nights, the feeding, even the diaper changing when BAM!

Your tiny little baby has been replaced by a walking machine of destruction- a toddler!

So how can you tell when your infant is transitioning to toddlerhood? Here are a few telltale signs:

Forehead Bruises
And other assorted bruises that make everyone you encounter secretly do a double take in horror and quickly program the number of Child Protective Services into their speed dial.

The crying becomes less frequent but more specific. And louder.
That’d be whining. It’s called whining.

Why sit in them comfortably when you can make the person pushing you carry you instead?
See, all that whining practice totally came in handy.

Sleep Pattern
Ha. Sleep patterns are for babies. Being a toddler means having the ability to keep everyone guessing.
As in, when will the morning nap become history? Take a guess. Yes, that’s right.
Riiiiiiiiiiiight now.

For the rest of the surefire ways to tell toddlers apart from babes, check out our hilarious friends at Babble!

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