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If Toddlers Voted For President…

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If Toddlers Voted

With all the political discourse debate slap fighting going on right now, there's one key part of the constituency that every politician is ignoring- Toddlers!

Sure, they won't be able to vote until 2028, but that doesn't mean their issues aren't important!

But what if toddlers could vote? What issues would be important to them? Babble thinks candidates might have to pay closer attention to issues like these:

Naps

No Naps
Toddlers want a President that eliminates nap time!
Forget Mom telling us to go to bed! We want a candidate that will stand for our right to be cranky and not sleep!

Time Outs

No More Time Outs
Toddlers want a President that would outlaw time outs!
Time outs no more! Our President will stand up for our right to not have to sit down and be quiet for a set number of minutes!

Tricycle

Tricycle Lanes, Please
Toddlers want a President that would build tricycle lanes.
Local taxes should go to build tricycle lanes in addition to bicycle lanes! Don't forget about us third wheels!

For more of the issues toddlers really care about, make sure to check out our friends at Babble.com!

[Image via Babble.]

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