Lindsay Lohan is ready to be a mom??? That's amazing!
We hear ya, gurl! There are plenty of kids out there that need good homes! There's just one catch. Lindsay says:
"I want to adopt a son, no daughters."
Wha?? She doesn't want any Mean Girls? Nope- it's all Dick and no Liz for Lindsay!
But why? She says:
"I don't want to deal with a mini-me."
Ah! Yeah, we can understand that. We remember how bad we were as kids too. And we don't even have the kind of money to bail little us out of prison.
We never should have tried to rob that piggy bank! Darn silent alarms! LOLz!
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