That's the only word we can think of since we heard this wonderful news!
Scratch that! She's the mother of TWO adorable daughters!
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We wonder what Nicki Minaj would say about this!
"I ended up mutilating them by pulling their heads off, cutting off all their hair, dyeing them with markers and sticking them on the Christmas tree lights. They'd light up like these demonic heads. My parents were very open!"
But what's even more CRAY, is the fact that Miz Biel STILL has her dolls' heads and hangs 'em up on her Christmas tree "every year at home."
Considering that Jess had a tomboy upbringing, we're not surprised that she would do such a horrific thing!!
Guess that's what happens when little girls idolize Indiana Jones! Ha!
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