Now that's a poem!
Beyoncé recently appeared in a new fashion spread for CR Fashion Book, but it wasn't her flawless looks that had our attention.
We already knew all about that!
Lindsey Knickerbocker, daughter of Tammy Knickerbocker, has been arrested!
The Real Housewives of Orange County kid allegedly drove drunk and smashed into two parked cars- then fled the scene!
And when the police finally found her, the celeb daughter allegedly punched one in the gut!
More like The Real Housewives of O.G.- this gurl is a gangsta!
So what causes someone to behave like this? How about a blood alcohol content of .32%??
That's four times the legal limit! We're pretty sure her blood technically is classified as a liqueur!
[Image via Reggie Collier/WENN.]