Now that's a poem!
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Sachi Parker may have one of the strangest stories of losing your virginity of all time, thanks to her mom Shirley MacLaine!
Sachi writes about the crazy day in her new memoir Lucky Me: My Life With – And Without – My Mom, the story of her tumultuous relationship with the Downton Abbey actress.
"It would be a fabulous opportunity for Sachi, to have her first introduction to sex with all of us here as a support group. We could talk about it afterwards and validate her feelings."
And Shirley actually agreed to this! She said:
"I think it’s a wonderful idea. We’re all here to help you, sweetheart."
And we guess most teens are going to be hard-pressed to turn down sex, because they actually went through with it! Sachi says:
"Once our mission was accomplished, we had to face the next hurdle: reporting back. We hid out in the bedroom until we heard a light knock on the door, and Mom’s voice, 'Is everything OK in there?'"
Ewww! We don't like to think about our parents being in the same zip code during sex! We can't imagine what it must have been like to have her mom and friends right outside waiting!
Note to parents: there are just some things kids have to experience for themselves, in the backseat of a 1980 Dodge Charger!
After Sachi released these statements, Shirley felt hurt and replied:
"It's a painful moment for me as a mother and as someone who values the truth. I'm shocked and heartbroken that my daughter would make statements about me that are virtually all fiction. I've praised her lovingly and truthfully in my own autobiographies. I’m sorry to see such a dishonest, opportunistic effort from my daughter for whom I’ve only ever wanted the best."
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