Orlando Bloom may play literature's most famous elf, but in real life, he's a total DILF!
The Lord Of The Rings star was spotted spending the day with his adorable son Flynn!
The duo flew colorful kites along Malibu Beach, mostly trying to impress girls!
Well, one girl- Orlando's baby mama Miranda Kerr, who was a stunner in a teeny bikini!
Speaking of stunning, can we just take a moment to bask in awe of Orlando's shirtless bod? And that's post baby! LOLz!
Hey, what is Flynn wearing?! We're pretty sure this isn't a nude beach! Oh, we're sorry, sir! Didn't see your shirt there! Carry on!
[Image via AKM-GSI.]