Pregnant Jessica Simpson Says The Darnedest Things!

Jessica Simpson has never been especially eloquent, and we like that. She's true to herself, she isn't worried about being anything other than who she is!

ESPECIALLY WHEN SHE'S PREGGERS!

We've gone through an entire round of JSimp pregnancy already, and the second round looks to be just as nuts in the quotes department — so we're bringing you some of the BEST things she's said while carrying a tiny human inside of her! LOLz!

You know, things like how she's feeling:

"Woke up looking like the lip injection fairy visited me in the night! Is this how pregnancy face begins? Yikes!" (via Twitter)

And how food now influences her life in a BIG way:

"They're called 'slutty brownies'… I guess a lot goes into it?" (to Jay Leno)

And being in tune with her changing body:

"It takes me forever to get ready for bed because I’m putting on all these creams, praying for no stretch marks … putting it on my boobs, belly, thighs. You have to do a lot more things. Then right when I’m about to fall asleep I’m like, ‘Oh gosh, I’m starving.’ Bring a refrigerator up to the room." (to The Insider)

"Last chance to see me 'fat' aka PREGNANT on the cover of Elle." (via Tweet)

"Apparently I have a lot of amniotic fluid, so whenever my water breaks, it will be like a fire hydrant!" (to Jimmy Kimmel)

"People always say that pregnant women have a glow. And I say it's because you're sweating to death. I think they just tell pregnant women they're glowing to make them feel good about themselves, because everything makes them a little bit emotional." (to People Magazine)

FASHION, of course:

"Stayed up past my bedtime. Now it's time for my big girl panties and sleeping bra!!" (via Tweet)

“I’m probably going to deliver my baby in these [4-inch YSL heels]. I went to the doctor yesterday and he said, ‘You’re gonna need to get out of those heels!’” (to Us Weekly)

Oh, and she definitely has thoughts on sexytimes — that baby didn't make itself:

"There is only one, believe it or not. I did get knocked up by a baller. A big football player." (to Ellen)

Giving up the al-al-alcohol:

And of course, a little bit of marriage:

And a whole lotta love:

And THAT's why we love her!

We wouldn't have her and her nutso pregnancies ANY other way!!

[Images via Nikki Nelson/Cousart/JFXimages/Adriana M. Barraza/WENN.]

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