Now that's a poem!
Beyoncé recently appeared in a new fashion spread for CR Fashion Book, but it wasn't her flawless looks that had our attention.
We already knew all about that!
And who was the lucky guy that she chose?!
Here's what a source had to say about it:
“Farrah and Carson met at an American Music Awards after party last year and stayed in touch. She sent him a confidentiality agreement and it had all these clauses about how he would just be ‘work for hire.’ He was never really interested in Farrah, and certainly not interested in faking a relationship with her. The entire thing was orchestrated by Farrah and her team just to keep her relevant. Her only offer was from VH1 but she didn’t have a boyfriend, so she tried to find someone. Farrah is willing to do anything to make money and stay famous, as you can tell by the fact that she ended up resorting to porn!”
And the man she wanted as a fake boyfriend apparently isn't a big fan of Farrah!
Here's what he wrote about her porn tape scandal:
“Remember kids this is what happens when you have a failed career as a wannabe reality-actress,”
Carson also posted the text messages Farrah asked him if indeed he chose to accept her mission. They are kind of hilarious!
Here's an example:
"Q.2. Why are you single
Q.3 – pls measure below the belt and tell me legit how long (hints be hard)
Q.3 – do you like to be freaky?
Q.4 how old are you & when do you plan to get your own casa?
Ok I’m done with questions need answers"
Instead of trying to fake a sex tape, or fake a relationship - why doesn't she just a find a guy who's into reality television and sex tapes???
That would solve almost all of her problems!
[Image via Splash News.]