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Tanning Mom Wants In On Teen Mom Porn Money!

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"Tanning Mom" Patricia Krentcil may be out of the UV lights of the tanning bed, but now it seems she's grown addicted to the spotlight!

After seeing the attention that Teen Mom Farrah Abraham has gotten after filming a porn, Patricia has contacted Vivid president Steve Hirsch with an offer he can refuse. She wrote:

"I see you are trying to buy this sex tape from this Teen Mom. Well, if you REALLY want to make more MONIES, then I would agree to let you film me and all my hotness…

I am far MORE popular and WAY HOTTER than Farrah!…

Men want a cougar and a real woman, not a teenybopper…

Contact me back if you're ready to talk serious cash and rock the world."

Eesh! How did Mr. Hirsch respond to this proposition? And keep in mind, the answer does affect whether the world ends or not! He wrote back:

"Unfortunately we don't have a granny porn section on Vivid.com, but we feel your look would be perfect for radio. You could talk about everything you've ever done on a tanning bed."

Look perfect for radio? Ouch! Good thing leather is so tough!

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