This is all happening so fast we can barely keep up!
But if you're STILL not convinced she's the right choice, we have something that might change your mind!
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Mama June Shannon may not have gotten officially wed last weekend, but she did get officially fed!
The Here Comes Honey Boo Boo star's wedding spread was about as unhealthy as you might expect.
The feast included roasted pig, ribs, pulled pork sandwiches, macaroni and cheese, baked beans, corn on the cob, and dinner rolls.
Besides their patented gogo juice, they also drank sweet tea the way it can only be made in the South- with sugar pouring into it like the sands of the hourglass, so you can actually watch the days of your life dissolve into it!
There was even a movie theater-style candy stand, complete with Airheads, Twizzlers, Sour Patch Kids, and more.
And yes, there was a table full of various fruits- apples, oranges, grapes, pineapple! Granted, there was a whole dead pig lying on top of the fruit, but it was there!
We love how sweet this family can be, but we don't love how sweet their food is! Y'all have to start eating healthier!
[Image via Splash News.]