Would you expect anything less from a man with a goatee and questionable morals?
Check out the gross tweet (below)!
[Image via Instagram.]
Farrah Abraham is NOT the father! Oh wait, we did that wrong. LOLz!
Oh, Farrah! It's acting! You're supposed to do stage penetration! LOLz!
Gurl was so worried, she did what any self-respecting reality star would do- she went on TV and took a test there!
Farrah filmed an episode of the conflict resolution show The Test, in which she was officially declared NOT pregnant!
Whew! James Deen and the rest of society can breathe a little easier!
Srsly though, the movie isn't called Back Door Teen Mom for nothing. And if you can get pregnant that way, then we have a lot of calls to make!
[Image via Pacific Coast News.]