Kim Kardashian Gives Birth To A Kimye Baby!!!

And he probably wasn't even there. Prepare for the media shit storm that is this child's promotional tour.

I don't know the timeline for these two, but what if the baby was full term and not a month early as they claim? What would that mean, and would it explain why Kanye wasn't there?

Re: HarleyDex – That's true.

Re: bladder –

I'M thinking a fat hairy ass monkey

Cue the Omen theme

Where do I go to place my bet on how much longer this relationship is going to last? And if she comes out of that hospital anywhere near the same size she was before pregnancy we'll know she had cosmetic surgery.

You are all jealous haters! If you hate her then why are you taking the time to read and comment on this post? Idiots.

KILL IT WITH FIRE. TAKE THE BLUE IVY BITCH WITH IT.

That is gonna be one ugly baby. Inside and out. Based on the two parents alone… I truly pity it.

Is it to late to do voodoo and animal sacrifices? Anyone know a way to get rid of it before we start seeing kim and kanye everywhere? help us. HELP US.

I doubt a c-section since she could drop a watermelon out of her cooch
but don't tell Kanye about the H2O melon

The devil has arrived.

5 weeks early? You can thank that massive weight gain, high-heels and globe trotting life.

i am so happy for them!!!!! <3

With all the little fires needing put out this week with Kanye's alleged wrong doing one can only imagine how labor was escalated.

Re: Danielle – hehe

I'm sure grandma kris is selling the pics as we speak

Re: princess – that is so mean to call a baby ugly. don't hate.

Couldn't have been an emergency, cause you know the film crew was there to document it for the TV show, this family does nothing if it won't make mama jenner a buck. Look for the placenta to be for sale on e-bay soon.

Re: nh – what the fuck is wrong with you? You need medical attention!

Re: Circling the Drain… – Um you can tell she didn't have a surrogate. Her belly button is popped out, her feet are swollen, and her boobs are HUGE!

Re: Amy – Ever heard of a PRE-MATURE BABY?. A baby is considered full term at 37 weeks, and a women can give birth between 37 and 42 weeks. Do the math and it's actually 2 weeks! For someone who was 'pregnant' you don't know much.

sounds racist

I think she had induce labour, the fact that she didnt wanted the cameras to tape it and her gain weight and kate middeltons baby just around the corner and probably risk of pre eclamsia made her go for it, but i dont think any doctor ( or decent one) would induce a labour without the need to…
Anyway congrats to both kim & kanye.
P.s- ZOey a full ter pregnancy is 40w yes babys are ready at 37 but they r still premature….so yes she had her baby really early… Like my first baby was only week and half early and i was concern imagine 5 weeks

Re: Zoey_Graham – Maybe it just a weight gain, maybe you are the stupid moron. This family has lied before, no?

Re: princess – Princess huh? GET A FUCKING LIFE! You're supposed to say NOTHING AT ALL than post this s$$$!

Re: EWWWW – You're the one that's goignt o end up in Fire.. and burn you will bitch

Re: Amy – My mother's water broke a month early for me, and my brother was born 7 weeks early because she had cancer in her placenta. Things happen, we should be happy that we have the technology so when a baby is born early the baby can actually live and lead a healthy life.

@ukme; actually 37 weeks is considered term, not premature. A baby is perfectly healthy born at that time. Before that, however, you can have problems. The thing that really matters is the lung maturity, so if she really did give birth 5 weeks early, it depends at how many weeks they were estimating her for her due date because the baby could end up having respiratory problems.
And she most definitely had a c-section. She went into to the hospital and like, 3 hours later she had the baby. NO ONE gives birth that fast for their first kid. If it was natural, she would have been in labor for MUCH longer.

So what stupid ass "K" moniker will this kid be stuck with for life? Katastrophe? Or will they go simple and old fashioned like Konnie? Perhaps they'll go with fruit like Gywneth and call her Kanteloupe. Perhaps they'll go with nature a la Holly Madison (Kloud) or Beyonce (Krepe Myrtle). Maybe they'll go the ethereal route and name her Kandescent - Kandee for short. If they want to cut-to-the-chase and name her what this poor kid will ultimately represent, I think they should name her after Grandma and call her Klimber or Ka'Ching! Or perhaps Kommercial.

Re: chillax62 – You are, like, so filled with love. Like total Sweetness.

Re: Zoey_Graham – TO ALL OF YOU IDIOTS WHO ARE ATTACKING MY THEORY OF AN ELECTIVE EARLY BIRTH BY SECTION… THE NUMBERS WILL TELL THE TRUTH: IF BABY K IS NOT RELEASED FRO HOSPITAL BY TUES SHE WAS IN FACT 4-6 WEEKS EARLY! Also, there was a special on 20/20 about all these women in LA having csections or inducing as early as 7 1/2 months! Drs in LA will do all kinds of things for $$! These moms wanted to avoid stretch marks and the wear on the body that preg brings so YES IT HAPPENS BUT IT'S JUST WRONG!
Maybe Kim was pre-eclampsic … None of us know but she was DEFINATELY not 40 wks - or even 37!!!

I wish nothing but good health for the baby, she didn't choose her parents, but hopefully they will step up to the plate as fit parents. In saying that you don't need to be psychic to see what the headlines for the first paid interview will be……."Kim Kardashians traumatic birth!……I was scared for my baby!". Arriving at the hospital by private car is NOT traumatic, arriving by ambulance with sirens blaring IS. Having a natural birth and delivering a healthy baby, 4 weeks early is NOT traumatic. Having a baby by emergency cesarian 6weeks or earlier IS traumatic, having your baby taken away from you before you can hold him/her to a humidy crib IS traumatic.
If the story goes to print it will prove just how full of shit she really is, just like her having a uterus of a 50y/o, even though you don't hear the doctor say it, and then miraculously falling pregnant a few weeks later.
I really hope Kanye puts his foot down and stops Kris Jenner from turning this little angel into another cash cow. Her children and grand children are human beings and not commodities, hopefully Kanye will remind her of this.

Wow, he actually gave up his time because she wasn't feeling well! That's a big change

Re: Aggie team –
Have you seen how she looks? She clearly was in the danger of developing pre-clampsia! Plus every pregnancy is different because every woman's body is different, don't try to generalise!
And does the possibility of being right in this case brings you satisfaction because in the end it doesn't make you smarter or better.
I'd like to wish the best for the kid, she is not guilty for the public images of her parents. Having a kid is always something to be happy about.

I thought he was across the globe, some where like Norway?

I couldnt have said it better! It truly amazes me how many people post negative comments about Kim & Kanye & the baby, yet they are reading articles about them… must not dislike them that much. I dont know about anyone else but when I dont like someone I couldnt give a f*ck less whats going on in their lives…i surely wouldn't waste my time reading about them.

Re: Donnadoyawanna – Re: Donnadoyawanna – UMM some people dont ned a tummy tuck to loose their they just get off their ass!! trust me my mom me and my sister are the same size and my mom and sister have had four kids!!! Hate all u want on people that work their ass off! while you save for your lipo!!

Just what we need, another nigglet

Kanye was there, so why all the comments that he wasn't?

It looks like she has 6 toes

4 weeks early is that kanye baby but all in all I'm happy for her now they can show her loosing the weight

Anyone can write crap if they are paid to do so. like the prop in the hoodie they used to attempt to fool the public after all that bragging that stupid whore did that kayne was there. That fool is one sorry soul for getting caught up with that filth. he cant dump that lard off to anyone now. No one believe he was there no matter what old hag jenna says to the media nor her heard of cattle. The public just want that filth to go away