Apparently Farrah Abraham isn't a fan of being called a "desperate guzzler of stagnant douche agua." Go figure!
"I really don’t even care [about Sheen insulting me]. That’s coming from someone so old and he needs to get his [life] together. I don’t even care. Anything he said doesn’t really even make sense to me."
We're pretty sure nothing he says makes sense to anyone!
But she didn't stop there, as she went on to compare him to a certain someone who has lashed out on a fellow star or two or seven:
"He's meaner than Amanda Bynes. I would never go on an intimate date with Charlie Sheen. He is really not my type at all. [Sheen] needs to get his stuff together. I don't even care."
We're going to go out on a limb here and say she isn't going to be cast in an episode of Anger Management anytime soon! LOLz!
We definitely think Charlie's comments were pretty harsh (the parts we understood), but at least he didn't call her ugly or say she has down syndrome!
Either way, we gotta give Farrah some props for sticking up for herself, although now she might have to deal with Amanda instead!
[Image via Pacific Coast News.]