Why would anyone do this?!
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Kate Middleton is just DAYS away from being a mommy, and right now we're guessing she's taking all of the advice she can get?
And who better to teach her about the ins and outs of parenthood than Snooki?!
The reality starlet/ professional mommy decided to share more of her wisdom with the duchess and wrote an open letter overflowing with perezcious knowledge bombs!
"Dear Duchess of Cambridge aka Kate Middleton,
Waiting for your little Prince or Princess to arrive, I am sure you are prepared for your life to totally change—even more than it already has. In the beginning, right when you take your royal golden nugget home to the castle is the most exciting experience of your life. I couldn't wait to wake up in the middle of the night to take care of my little prince Lorenzo.
But that lasts for about a few days. Then it's like, "I love you but OMG stop crying! I'm exhausted." The lack of sleep you will get used to—just do your makeup, put a tiara on, and you'll look beautiful as usual. Be sure to sing to your baby a lot, too! When I sing to my booger, he calms down and stares at me like he's in love, which makes me feel amazing—or he's just trying to tell me to shut the hell up because I can't sing.
Anyway, music calms them down. I'm pretty sure you can have anyone you want over to sing to your little one … maybe a lullaby from Elton John?
I have no doubt that you will be an amazing mom, but talking to other moms helps, especially being a new mommy. I think we can now add Goddess to your list of titles.
Nicole "Snooki" Polizzi"
Aww! That's so nice! Although we're a little surprised to see she took out the section about GTL therapy! LOLz!
We're not sure if Kate will actually bring in Sir Elton John for lullaby duties and we can't remember the last time we've seen her wear a tiara, but it's the thought that counts!
And don't forget to have plenty of fun in the castle, Kate! LOLz!
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