Wow! Looks like Craigslist is still
super creepy going strong!
A mother from Philadelphia left the most amazing/sad/illegal Craigslist ad that basically tried to score a sex buddy for her son, who she was sure was a virgin, before he left for Harvard University.
Her plan sounded like something straight out of a bad 80's movie. She'd get her son two concert tickets, and two concert tickets for the pretty woman and they'd randomly be sitting next to each other. Then the paid lady would "spring into action."
Here's more from the crazzzy Craigslist post:
"You start talking to him during the concert and eventually pick him up. Ask him to take you somewhere after and ditch your friends. Then you seduce him and take his virginity. Keep dating him (and showing him different sex positions) til he goes to college and then let him go gently so he'll have the confidence to date other girls once he's there."
OK. Wow! We hope the son is able to find out about what his mother did, so he can tell it to any love interests he might meet at Harvard.
That is definitely the best ice breaker we've ever heard EVER!
Talk about an overbearing parent!!!
[Image via gabrielgm/Flickr.]
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