Wait, newborn babies "poop out tar"?! Well, as long as there isn't a test later...
Watch the future father get a crash course in diaper changing & more (below)!
Even though Kim Kardashian didn't show up IN PERSON (she still looked great!) to her mother's brand new talk show, Kris (WATCH ABOVE), it was still a sweet surprise — seeing as we haven't seen much of her in the past month since she gave birth to little baby North!
"Hey Mom, I just want to say congratulations on your new show! I'm sorry I couldn't be there in person, but I'm just loving life a little bit too much at home, but I watch you every single day and you're so amazing and you really are born to do this! So I just want to say I love you and you really do have an amazing show!"
Awwww, just a little daughter love from someone who has her own little daughter love now for herself!
That's great and all… but we are SO READY TO SEE THIS BABY ALREADY! This wasn't the appearance we were hoping for AT ALL!
Quit teasin', Kim!
Watch her announcement (above)!!
[Image via Arnold Wells/WENN.]