Forget politics, Malia Obama is gearing up for a future in the entertainment industry following her stint as one of the First Kids. Get it, girl!
It's believed Miz Obama will begin working at
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But it DESTROYED Simon!
"To say Simon was shellshocked when Lauren told him she was pregnant would be an understatement.
The news stunned Simon because he absolutely had no plans on becoming a father at this time, if ever. Simon loves his life being single and not having to answer to anyone and that changes now."
Well, he definitely has someone to answer to now! And the new boss should be arriving by stork some time next spring.
We'd feel a little bad for Simon, but hey, you make your bed, you have to lie in it. And if you lie in bed, sometimes the girl gets pregnant.