Now that's a poem!
Beyoncé recently appeared in a new fashion spread for CR Fashion Book, but it wasn't her flawless looks that had our attention.
We already knew all about that!
The X Factor judge has been
leading on dating sort-of-girlfriend Sinitta on-and-off for over 20 years, and when she heard about his illegitimate child, she wasn’t happy.
Sinitta also tweeted a vague message on Monday, but there’s no confirmation if that was in regard to the baby or not. She said:
Something has just happened ..half miracle, half nightmare! #WakeMeUpIWantToGetOff!!
— Sinitta (@sinittaofficial) July 29, 2013
Even Simon’s ex-fiancee, Mezhgan Hussainy, who still does his makeup for the shows, was “stunned” by the news. However, not too stunned because she's been continuing to show up to powder his face.
“What I witnessed working with him on Britain's Got Talent and coming to see him during X Factor is that the people he truly believes in, he stands up for them and supports them. So I obviously think that his child will be very well taken care and very, very loved. I'm going to call him as soon as I get in the car after the event. I want to know if it's a boy or a girl. It's awesome, I'm super happy for him.”
What about people alleging that the baby isn’t his though? A close friend of Simon’s said:
“Simon is in no doubt the child is his. The other girls can’t believe that she is the one who has [got his baby]. They’ve all met her, they know who she is and they have been reduced to tears by this. She has apparently been going around telling people for the last three to six months that she is going to have his baby. Simon has been very stressed in the last few months with his various shows and juggling everything that he has in his life. In the harem hierarchy, Lauren is regarded as the fun, party girl. Simon is [said to be] freaked out by this but there is no question that he will not support the child.”
Yet another friend also said that Simon divulged the baby is his and that Lauren wants to marry him.
It sounds like Simon’s wonderstick has gotten him into a world of drama.
And we still can’t believe he was sleeping with his best friend’s wife!!!
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