He does not want to wait until July to see Spider-Man Homecoming!!
Not the reaction I was expecting!
Anyway, when this picture of Simon and Lauren Silverman playing some tonsil hockey on a boat in St. Tropez last August resurfaced, it came as a HUGE shock to her soon-to-be ex-husband, Andrew Silverman.
Turns out, he was floored when he saw the pic because had no idea Simon and Lauren were bumping uglies and kissing each others mouths for that long! AGAIN, that pic (above) was taken LAST AUGUST!
Oh, and Andrew was present on that boat!
Andrew feels humiliated because of how long it was happening behind his back, and we can't blame him! Super shady!
[Image via AKM-GSI.]