It's a tale as old as time: you're a married couple that hasn't lost their way in the bedroom department, except you don't really like to bump uglies IN the bedroom anymore! You do the next best thing… you resort to taking each other to pleasuretown while you're outdoors!
A LOT of people like that exhibitionist rush, right? No biggie!
Well how about when you have a kid, and that kid is right there, totally bored out of his mind and TUGGING AT YOU TO GO HOME???
Now that's when things get weird! LOLz!
The video (below) is NSFW, even though you can't see anything because of the lady's dress, but still, yuck. AND, of course, it's burning a viral path through Chinese social media right now! It happened in the central Chinese city of Xi'an
Honestly, we hope that the video's title cards are just misleading and that's NOT what's happening here — because having sex in front of a kid (even if they're your own kid, and we can't believe we had to say that) is pretty wrong in hopefully EVERYBODY's book!
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