Whoa, we're surprised he could come out of that alive!
But leave it to the not-so-shy X Factor judge to take the bull by the horns and meet up with Andrew Silverman to discuss the sticky sitch he's in with Lauren Silverman.
The two reportedly met for about three hours, discussing who knows what! Okay, they
probably definitely would have discussed the baby momma dramz. But it might not be as dramatic as we think because they apparently shook hands at the end.
We like to think this is a good sign, but they do say keep your friends close and your enemies closer!
Watch your back, Simon!
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