Now that's a poem!
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What was the worst punishment you ever faced for breaking your parents' rules??
Maybe you got grounded or had to do extra chores or give the cat those shots he really really hates, right??
Well one mother in Emerald, Australia decided to hit her daughter where it really hurt by selling her One Direction concert tickets on eBay!!
"THIS AUCTION IS FOR ALL 4 ONE DIRECTION TICKETS IN SYDNEY OCTOBER 25th. You can thank my daughters self righteous and lippy attitude for their sale. See sweety? And you thought I was bluffing. I hope the scowl on your bitchy little friends faces when you tell them that your dad and i revoked the gift we were giving you all reminds you that your PARENTS are the ones that deserve love and respect more than anyone. And your silly little pack mentality of taking your parents for fools is one sadly mistaken. Anyhow. Your loss someone else's gain who deserves them! THE TICKETS ARE SEATED IN ROW O section 57. REMEMBER AUCTION IS FOR ALL 4 TICKETS and will be sent registered post
…OH YOUR FRIENDS THOUGHT THAT A FEW PRANKS CALLS WOULD PUT ME OFF SELLING THE GIFT WE BOUGHT FOR THEM for YOUR BIRTHDAY because YOU all LIED to us about sleep overs so you could hang like little trollops at an older guys HOUSE????? Pffft!! I find it HIGHLY amusing that you girls think you invented this stuff. Tricks like this on OUR parents is how HALF of you were conceived …..And why a lot of your friends DONT have an address to send that Fathers day card to!!! I'm not your friend. I'm your MOTHER. And I am here to give you the boundaries that YOU NEED to become a functional responsible adult. You may hate me now….. But I don't care. Its my job to raise a responsible adult..not nuture bad habits in my teen age child"
Wowzerz!! Talk about some cruel and highly unusual punishment!!
So the real question is, how much are the tickets selling for??
Well right now if you're in Australia, you can buy these four tickets for a whopping $24,100!!
But before you freak out about the high price, remember that this is the Australian dollar we're talking about. Here in the U.S., that would only set you back about $22,600!!
She's practically GIVING you the tickets!! LOLz!!
While this is definitely a strange form of punishment, we're sure this daughter will think twice before lying to her mother next time! Especially if there's a 1D concert around the corner!
See the shocking eBay listing (below)!
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