We smell a new squad in our midst!
However, it appears the epic collaborative performance gave an even cooler gift in the form of new best friends, Blue Ivy Carter and Apple Martin.
For the snap, the Oscar winner wrote:
This woman will NOT be earning any Mother of the Year awards anytime soon!
23-year-old mother Michelle Calderon attempted to steal nearly $300 worth of candy and cough drops from a Manhattan drug store, and if that wasn't bad enough already, she tried to use her 1-year-old son in the heist!
Cops say the bad to the bone momma and her accomplice Raymond Lebron tried to stuff $179 worth of Halls cough drops, $102 worth of Dentyne and Wrigley’s gum, and $15 worth of Tic Tacs in her little boys stroller while their buddy Darnell Johnson was on lookout!
When the trio tried to walk out the store, they were confronted by a worker, and that's when things escalated!
However, they forgot one important thing: THE BABY!!!
The wannabe robbers were eventually tracked down and charged with robbery, abandonment of a child, and endangering the welfare of a child!
Luckily, the little one ended up being A-OK and hopefully he'll be under the care of some slightly more responsible adults!