Now that's a poem!
Beyoncé recently appeared in a new fashion spread for CR Fashion Book, but it wasn't her flawless looks that had our attention.
We already knew all about that!
Double double toil and skanky trouble!
Real Housewives Of Beverly Hills star Kyle Richards is revealing her costume plans for Halloween 2013—and it's not exactly what you'd expect from a mother of 4!
The 44-year-old explained she's already purchased her risqué getup, from one of the most sinful costume shops in all of El Lay:
"I went to Trashy Lingerie to get my costume and I ended up with more of a conservative outfit of the bunch because I am a mom, but I want to look cute!"
Just an FYI Kyle—"conservative" in the notoriously slutty store is a tasteful bottom that might not fully expose your butt cheeks!
We can't wait to see the Halloween family photos! LOLz!
[Image via Judy Eddy/FayesVision/WENN.]