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Maryland High School Has The Most Boring Dance Ever — Prohibits Twerking!!!

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Way to suck the fun out of things, adults!

South River High School, in Anne Arundel County, Maryland, has their homecoming on November 2nd, and the students all have to sign a DANCE CONTRACT!

The parents also have to sign the paper that states:

The manner of dancing will be appropriate for a school function. No dancing such as moshing or slamming will be
permitted. Sexually explicit dancing will not be tolerated.
Sexually explicit dancing is defined as the following:

o Freaking, grinding, or any other dancing that can be construed as vulgar or provocative – including TWERKING
o No intimate touching of the breasts, buttocks, or genitals, or that simulate sexual activity
o No back to front dancing; no squatting or bending
o No hands on the knees or on the floor with buttocks facing or touching a partner or in the air
o No leg or hip grinding
o No “making out” (overt and/or prolonged public displays of affection)

Is it just us, or are we reading about the school in Footloose?! LOLz!

We’re just kidding though! While it’s a bummer that there are so many rules and restrictions about people expressing themselves, these kids are still in high school.

And it’s not hard to have a good time without all of that stuff, but twerking does instantly makes any dance better. Just saying!

The administrators said that parents had to sign the paper so that it opens up the conversation at home about sexual dancing.

Some students are skeptical though and say this kind of dancing will still go on, with or without the contracts.

We just hope all of the students have a great time! That’s the most important part!

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19 comments to “Maryland High School Has The Most Boring Dance Ever — Prohibits Twerking!!!”

  1. karen says – reply to this


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    Good. Twerking is even dumber than the macarena. Women look stupid doing it.



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    It's a school dance, not a club. Of course there are going to be restrictions regarding sexual dancing, there's probably a dress code too. It's called being in high school. Our school had rules too.
    After the prom, go party and do whatever you want. But a formal school function were teachers are there are always going to have rules.

  3. FloxTheRoxtheJoxSox says – reply to this


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    Re: karen – older women look stupid twerking. Young women can do it and stay upright. And thus, they look cool doing it. Why not ban ballet? Its sexuality is what made it so popular in the old days. It was porn of the olden times.

  4. floxTheRoxtheJoxSox says – reply to this


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    KC and the Sunshine was ahead of their time. They did a song called "shake your booty" but girls didnt bring booty shaking into vogue until 2013. And now that its in vogue… the older generation from the disco era can't stop bitching about it.

  5. floxTheRoxtheJoxSox says – reply to this


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    Sunshine band i meant. (Hey! i wasn't born then)

  6. MB says – reply to this


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    Good. That is fucking disgusting.

    Re: FloxTheRoxtheJoxSox – Everybody looks stupid doing it. That's a fact. It's the most idiotic shit in the history of pop culture. We are at an all time peak of idiocy in pop culture. Anyone who can't see that is a fucking idiot, and I am not an old man, who is just old and that's the way everything looks to me. This shit is seriously some of the stupidest shit ever. Stupid in a bad way.

    She is simulating taking a dick in her asshole. That is what it is.

  7. MichJB says – reply to this


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    twerking isn't dancing - its just a disgusting display of fat ass shaking.



  8. 8

    I feel old saying this but I think its a shame they even have to make the list. Honestly, most of the dance moves described I've done at clubs a million times in my twenties…but it never would have occured to me to do them when I was in high school. I spent most of those dances dancing in a big circle with my girlfriend, while the boys sat on the side looking half bored and half terrified to ask a girl to dance. The boys got better about it in later years but…yeah, twerking and grinding never would happen.



  9. 9

    Also have to say…somewhat wish clubs would throw in some of these rules. I mean, I'm all for some grinding but I stopped going out years ago because I was sick of living in a world where men seem to think dancing with them makes it okay for them to grab your breast or ass at random.

  10. Rita_O says – reply to this


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    Well, it IS a school dance and stuff…. At my first school dance last year there was a grinding circle tho.. And teachers were THERE. I don't mind this contract though, it is a school they can save that fir college.

  11. ericmtl says – reply to this


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    Good! Let the apes on welfare twerk. They don't go to school anyway. Twerking is an abomination and gross.



  12. 12

    There's no denying that "twerking" has sexual connotations, so I don't really see an issue with schools banning it. It's not something kids should be doing in school. Actually, it's not something anyone should do, ever - it's disgusting, trashy and for thirsty people.

  13. floxTheRoxtheJoxSox says – reply to this


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    Re: MB – You think its disgusting because no girl is twerking into you. Neither I nor my girl are much for dancing (if we club.. we sit at the tables like boring people. Not dancing) but i asked my girl to "twerk into me" in our house (just for fun. we dance together in our house) and it was hot!! Gymnasts twerk better than dancers do. They have better lower back strength which makes it easier for them to hold their torso parallel to the ground. And that was when I became a fan of twerking. It looks different when its your midrift its aimed at.

  14. floxTheRoxtheJoxSox says – reply to this


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    prudes in 2013 "Dont SHAKE SHAKE SHAKE. dont SHAKE SHAKE SHAKE. Dont shake your boooooty. Dont shake your boooooty. Waaaa waaa……. waaaa waaa……. Not your booty".
    Prudes in the 1950s. "Don't GYRATE GYRATE GYRATE ……GYRATE GYRATE GYRATE…. DONT GYRATE YOUR HIIIIPPS."…… Some of you hicky prudes even tell your daughters "dont slow dance with a boy. If a slow song comes on.. you leave the dance floor. Ya'hear?"…"yes mama". There is no limit to your fear of the human flesh.

  15. floxTheRoxtheJoxSox says – reply to this


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    And quite frankly… My IQ is 40 points higher than the average american, so, you can understand why society confuses me so much. I don't follow its logic many times. Anytime you see a picture of "Halle Berry" EVERYBODY says "she's so classy. she's classy. So classy". Never a foul word. But with twerking, people say "thats classless and tasteless" . But, Halle did a sex scene with BillyBobThorton that was as close to X rated as you can get without being X-rated. Doggystyle fuckin. But SHE's classy. These women arent even naked and they are "Classless". 0_o

  16. floxTheRoxtheJoxSox says – reply to this


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    I think prude males should just stay out of clubs. Its not a safe place for prudes. I can imagine: A prude male goes into a club. He meets a pretty girl. She asks him to dance on the floor with 40 other dancin' fools. Then… she turns around and twerks into him VMA style. He frowns and goes "you.. you.. TWERKED!!!! gross. classless!" and storms out of the club. The dj's needle goes "rrrrrrriiiiiiiiiii" across the record and the music stops (some still use records). Everybody stops dancing and watches him run out of the club laughing "AHAHAH AHAHAH AHHAHAHAHAHAHA HAHA and STAY out, DORK." and then the music starts again.

  17. Chelsie Boland says – reply to this


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    I'd slap the stupid out of one of my kids if I saw or heard of them doing that out in public, especially at a school dance! Parents…teach your kids some self respect! The way things are now-a-days young girls are going to be rode hard & put away wet by the time they are 18!

  18. mel_78 says – reply to this


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    EXACTLY they are still in HIGH SCHOOL and shouldnt be dancing like that..ughh youth these days

  19. bridget m. says – reply to this


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    i actually work at a school in Anne Arundel County, MD. our students have to sign the same contract. ive heard positive responses from the kids who went, they had more fun, not as "trashy". if you worked in a school system…..you'd see how the likes of miley cyrus and rihanna have a HUGE effect on the what the students wear and act.!!