SO incredibly disturbing.
He also explained that the victim could have been killed if she wasn't found soon enough:
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We thought we had heard everything!
Jason Biggs is a lucky man! His wife Jenny Mollen is pregnant with the couple's first baby, and soon the two will become parents for the very first time!
But just because Jason is the comedic actor - that doesn't mean his wife doesn't have a funny card or two up her sleeve!
Nothing was ever more evident than recently when Jenny wrote a piece describing the baby shower her family threw for her!
Here's what she wrote:
"I gave little to zero input as to what I wanted for the event aside from insisting no gifts were opened in front of people (awkward), and if we were going to hire strippers, they needed to dress like sexy babies."
She did NOT say sexy strippers dressed as babies, but strippers dressed as sexy babies!
That is so bizarre!!!
Luckily for the world - we're 100 percent sure she was kidding!
Even if she wasn't her request, thankfully, was not obliged.
She confirmed as much when she wrote:
"My requests for absolutely no games and "no making me open gifts in front of people" were honored. Sadly, my request for baby strippers was ignored."
Hey! This should just give you and Jason Biggs motivation to have another baby!
Maybe you'll have better luck next time!
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