Charlie Sheen surely won't be happy about this!!!
His ex and baby mama Brooke Mueller has to stay sober and prove it during ALL of her random drug tests for her to acquire custody of her twins Bob & Max.
But it won't be the Los Angeles County Department of Children & Family Service that will be administering the tests!
In fact it's Brooke Mueller's sober coach Carmine Thompson who will test Brooke's hair randomly for drugs!
The most bizarre part of that Mr. Thompson is on Brooke's payroll!!!
Here's what one source said:
“The Los Angeles County Department of Children & Family Services or the judge overseeing this custody case should appoint an independent tester or agency to conduct the drug tests. It seems extremely unorthodox to have someone whom Brooke is paying for their services to conduct the testing.”
Just recently Mr. Thompson denied that Brooke Mueller tested positive for Adderall, but did confirm that his client has a prescription to the ADD medicine.
Charlie does NOT seem happy about the recent turn of events. Which was especially evident when he tweeted:
"so lemme see if I got this straight.
my twin boys are now in harms way and in grave danger.
being "raised" by a gaggle
of incompetent and lascivious
marionettes all ruled and fooled by an adderol snorting
husk called Brooke.
and guess what CPS and
"I'm Italian" judge anus-brain,
you may have gagged me temporarily, but mark my unspoken words,
anything happens to my boys,
and you will know get to know me,
know who I truly am,
a loving father.
tag - I'm it.
However one source maintains that Mr. Thompson would never risk his job and profession to lie on Brooke's behalf even if she IS paying him! They said:
“Carmine would never put his name on the line unless he could prove that the drug tests were credible.”
We have no doubt that the drug tests will definitely be credible, but who is to say that he won't give Brooke a heads up when he'll be administering a test?
After all - if she tests positive - he most likely won't be employed by her anymore!
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