Now that's a poem!
Beyoncé recently appeared in a new fashion spread for CR Fashion Book, but it wasn't her flawless looks that had our attention.
We already knew all about that!
See how easy it is to go back to old habits?
Here's what she said went down:
“About a month after Lorenzo was born, I went on a girls’ night out …In the limo to the club, we popped open a bottle of Champagne and had more vodka … I was drunk before we hit the highway. After champagne we switched to sake bombs … Four different kinds of alcohol were pushed through my pregnancy-scrubbed liver. I got twisted. After being a saint for ten months, I had no idea what my tolerance level was anymore. I blacked out, and only found out what happened the next day. Apparently, I managed to pack a lot of trouble into just a few hours, giving all the girls a lap dance, making out with, er, everyone … I knew it had been filmed and that Jionni would find out the truth. I had to tell him what happened, but I didn’t have the mental focus or strong stomach to say it to his face.”
So while sitting right next to him she texted him how she got shizz-faced and locked tongues with JWoww. He responded by turning to Snooki in a super calm way, and politely asked her to explain what happened.
Or wait. That's not how it went down at all.
Here's what Snooki said:
"[After receiving the text] he scooped up Lorenzo and said, ‘Stay away from me.’ [He texted me] you’re a coward and a horrible mother and fiancée. [Told me] pack your bags and get out. onni had also mentioned something about rehab.”
Snooki was understandably really upset afterwards! She said:
“Hysterical, I took a drive around the block and called Jenni [JWoww]. She was on my side, of course … Jenni said, ‘Jionni chose to be with you; he chose to get you pregnant; he chose to propose to you. He has to choose to be with the real you. You don’t need rehab. You just need a break.”
It definitely sounds like it was an overreaction on Snooki's fiancé's part. Although he was right to be worried. Snooki can't be doing crazy stuff like that anymore!
A drink or two is fine, but blacking out is never a good idea regardless if you're a momma or not!
Sounds like Snooki knows that and won't be doing stuff like that again anytime soon, so that's good!
[Image via Michael Carpenter/WENN.]