Like a blindfold porn-star in her first bukkake film, we did NOT see this one coming!!
Emmy-winning actress Laura Linney is a brand new mom!!!!
She gave birth to her first child on January 8th; he's a bouncing baby boy named Bennett Armistead Schauer!!!
Congratz, gurl! You and hubby Marc Schauer must be elated!!!
We had no idea the 49-year-old actress was baking a bun in her oven, let alone on the verge of popping! No one did!!!
We almost can't believe a star of her caliber eluded the spotlight long enough to pull off a secret pregnancy!!!
"They are very happy."
Yay!! We're happy that they're happy!! Happiness all around!
Congratulations again, gurl — we know you'll be a magnificent mom!!
[Image via WENN.]