We smell a new squad in our midst!
However, it appears the epic collaborative performance gave an even cooler gift in the form of new best friends, Blue Ivy Carter and Apple Martin.
For the snap, the Oscar winner wrote:
Like a blindfold porn-star in her first bukkake film, we did NOT see this one coming!!
Emmy-winning actress Laura Linney is a brand new mom!!!!
She gave birth to her first child on January 8th; he's a bouncing baby boy named Bennett Armistead Schauer!!!
Congratz, gurl! You and hubby Marc Schauer must be elated!!!
We had no idea the 49-year-old actress was baking a bun in her oven, let alone on the verge of popping! No one did!!!
We almost can't believe a star of her caliber eluded the spotlight long enough to pull off a secret pregnancy!!!
"They are very happy."
Yay!! We're happy that they're happy!! Happiness all around!
Congratulations again, gurl — we know you'll be a magnificent mom!!
[Image via WENN.]