If you're running low on nightmares and are tired of sleeping through the night, might we suggest making a 3-D printed doll of your unborn fetus?
What?? That sounds horrifying, right??
Well the company that makes them doesn't seem to think so… along with the people we KNOW are going to buy them!
For $600, that's a steal!
The company is called 3D Babies (super clever), and they promise to turn your ultrasound into a life-sized fetal sculpture. It seriously comes in a satin-lined box, which is really reminiscent of a coffin, but hey, beauty is in the eye of the beholder.
Here are a few ways they're trying to get you to buy one:
“Imagine holding your baby before he or she is born.”
“This is a great way to share the excitement of your new baby with family and friends.”
“Your 3D Baby will be a treasured family remembrance of your pregnancy and new baby.”
Anyway, could you imagine getting one of these and then accidentally breaking it?? Being nervous about childbirth is scary enough already!
Oh, and if you don't plan on having a baby but still think this is a normal and acceptable thing to do, you can still order one!
We're talking about CELEB BABIES!
Well, the only baby that matters — NORTH WEST.
You can get your very own copy of North to hide in cupboards and forget about until you open it up one day and get a pleasant surprise… FOR $100 less than if it were your own baby!
Now that's a deal!
[Image via 3D Babies.]