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Cafeteria Worker Threatens To GUN DOWN A School Over Something So Ridiculous, We Are In Shock!

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Cafeteria worker threatens to gun down school

There's nothing worse than biting into a burnt cookie and having to crunch your way through it!

Oh wait, yes there is: getting so upset over a burnt cookie that you THREATEN TO SHOOT UP YOUR SCHOOL.

That's exactly what a cafeteria worker named Wendy Ferris did at her Massachusetts middle school — and now she's locked up!

Good!

Following a dispute with a co-worker, Wendy lost her shizz over having to re-bake some cookies that a coworker burnt, and according to a police report, Wendy said:

"I'm thinking about going out to buy an AK-47 and shooting this [expletive] school up!"

Nope! Not from jail you aren't!

Wendy is the head cook at King Philip Middle School in Norfolk, Mass., and she was arrested immediately following the school's assistant superintendent contacting the police.

Not to be out-done by anything more absurd on the planet, Wendy also went off during a chat with the school nurse when she went looking for a bandaid — she said she 'had a list' and the nurse was at the top.

Because of a band-aid.

You guys. What is wrong with the world??

Apparently Wendy owns a registered 9mm handgun, and likes shooting at coyotes. Wendy, however, denies everything — and her husband denies them too. Like he was there or something.

He said:

“It’s beyond me where this comes from. [She's] a good person.”

Safety first! Even if she DIDN'T say it, those kids' lives should be protected!

Wendy is being held on $5k bail and has no more access to her guns OR the school.

The good news? She's still on PAID administrative leave.

Cray!

[Image via Norfolk Police]

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7 comments to “Cafeteria Worker Threatens To GUN DOWN A School Over Something So Ridiculous, We Are In Shock!”

  1. Gregory says – reply to this


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    She was probably talking crap, most people that want to do evil don't advertise it.

  2. Kim says – reply to this


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    I kinda think this got blown outta proportion. I mean people say things like that all the time when they're frustrated. It doesn't mean they'll actually do it! I mean she shouldn't have said it i guess, but does it mean she should be arrested? NO. Unless there was actually proof that she would do it. Did they even question her before throwing her in jail??

  3. Fairy Faerie Ferry says – reply to this


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    lol. What a PATHETIC career. This is why you study in school, kids (and start businesses. never work for "THE MAN". Become a "THE MAN"). "what do you do for a living?" …"I rebake burned cookies for children at a school". If ever there were females who should been gold diggers when they were young… its cafeteria workers. There is no such thing as a "strong independent school cafeteria worker". Thats an insult to the word "strong". "head cook". Dont they make better euphemisms for shitty jobs anymore? Culinary Engineer? Rugrat feeder? Whats wrong with the world is that its lost its ability to tell when someone is just talking smack.



  4. 4

    my friend's mother-in-law makes $81 every hour on the laptop . She has been laid off for six months but last month her income was $15953 just working on the laptop for a few hours. look at more info>>>> PuffJobs.CℴM

  5. Dangerfield says – reply to this


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    Are you kidding me? Do you realise how many people say this stuff when they are annoyed or angry. It's basically the same as saying "Just kill me already" when you don't want to do something. They don't literally mean kill them.

    Also, you should re-read what you write. "Even if she DIDN'T say it, those kids' lives should be protected!"

    Right… so you are basically saying that they should be protected from something that isn't a threat.

    If anyone has ever watched SNL. You, Perez, are the "Girl You Wish You Hadn't Started a Conversation with at a Party." Everything you say just makes you look stupid, makes no sense and we all want you to go away.

  6. beck says – reply to this


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    you dont need to post her picture for everyone to see thats an asshole move

  7. ann says – reply to this


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    Re: beck – Well the news has already shown her picture so it doesn't really matter…