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IKEA Wants YOU To Have UNPROTECTED SEX! They'll Even Pay You With Free Baby Cribs If You Bone On Valentine's Day!!

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IKEA really wants their customers to have sex with each other! Seriously! They'll pay you in baby cribs!

IKEA is a great place for build-it-yourself furniture that often comes with either too many or too few parts.

Either way, it's always a party when trying to build your new furniture!

Some genius in the marketing department had a great idea to give away a baby crib… for FREE!!

All you have to do is buy the crib and if you have a baby born nine months from Valentine's Day, you get it for FREE!

IKEA really wants their customers to start knocking boots! What a great incentive to knock someone up.

Would you have a baby just to save $99?

Of course you would!!

Too bad the ad only ran in South Australia and Western Australia. And a year ago. So… if you had a baby 9 months after last year's Valentine's Day and you happened to purchase the Sniglar cot… then woo! Free crib!

Oh IKEA, you slay us!

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2 comments to “IKEA Wants YOU To Have UNPROTECTED SEX! They'll Even Pay You With Free Baby Cribs If You Bone On Valentine's Day!!”

  1. K says – reply to this


    1

    That was from last year…

  2. fiona cheng says – reply to this


    2

    This is what IKEA did this year,