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10 comments to “New Hampshire Teen Explains Why He Decided To Have Sex With A Hot Pocket! As If This Story Can't Get Any Worse…”

  1. Amy Pond says – reply to this


    I'm sure you've fucked worse

  2. Neo says – reply to this


    yea, you put your dick inside BUTTHOLES, get shit on the tip of your dick, but a hot pocket is "GROSS"? At least his dick smelled better than yours does when it's all said and done.

  3. jessica says – reply to this


    Wow lol that's stop d but so funny this is one big hallaryus joke I laughed my but off I mean that's weird u probly don't get out a lot consetering u did it with a hot pocket now I might not eat one for months any ways lol keep on making us laugh who knows next time u might do it with a milkshake

  4. jessica says – reply to this


    Re: Amy Pond – lol

  5. jessica says – reply to this


    Re: Neo – I beat he did to

  6. beach says – reply to this


    Perez . . . seriously? Why do you think this person does this shit? I'll tell you why. Because blogs like yours and other shit sites post it. Those who do like you are responsible for this crap being all over the internet. If no one did it, this kid wouldn't do it either. Why or WHY OH WHY don't you get that? Your big speech about not posting pics of celeb kids? You should not post about kids at all, and I would bet you right now this kid is under 18. You're so stupid. Someday you will be sued, and I'm looking forward to it.

  7. MGFunk says – reply to this


    Re: Neo – I agree that poo dick is gross. Poo is gross. Having poo on my dick, would be gross. If the butthole had ham n cheese in it, would I stick my dick in it? Probably at least once. I don't think gay sex is gross, but I do think poo on my dick would be gross…that's all-

  8. 8

    Horrible song with stupid lyrics

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    Re: netopia – oops wrong post!

  10. Justmyopinion says – reply to this


    I'm disappointed that you would post such vulgarity Perez! Step it up. Didn't read it, only the title.