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Intolerant Christian Families Finally Have An Anti-Gay Boy Scout Alternative For Their Soon-To-Be Intolerant Christian Kids!

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Are you the head of a super intolerant household who is TERRIFIED because your anachronistic ways are no longer en vogue and your xenophobia is being systematically marginalized?

Well, we've got good news! There's still a place for you and the innocent children you're so desperate to turn into full grown d-bags!

It's called Trail Life USA and it's pretty similar to the Boy Scouts of America, except that the founders are misappropriating the tenants of Christianity to exclude openly gay members!

Yeah, because camping trips with boys in neckerchiefs is no place for homosexuals! LOLz!!

This is probably a happy day for folks who thought the world was coming to an end when the Boy Scouts finally started coming to its senses a few months back to allow openly gay members, but you'll pardon us if we don't celebrate with them!

Andrew Orr, a young Christian boy who believes homosexuality is a sin, is proud about opting out of Boy Scouts to join the Hitler Youth Trail Life.

Little Andrew admitted:

“It felt like I’d be hitting something higher than Eagle in terms of achievement.”

He certainly sounds high to us! Trail Life already has outposts in over 40 states and offices in North Carolina, Hell, & Purgatory!

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14 comments to “Intolerant Christian Families Finally Have An Anti-Gay Boy Scout Alternative For Their Soon-To-Be Intolerant Christian Kids!”

  1. susieserb says – reply to this


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    Based on the bible which we believe to be God's word (that's our constitutional right and we will NOT be bullied into believing otherwise), homosexuality IS a sin. I'm thrilled there is an alternative, sorry.

  2. keyth says – reply to this


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    Re: susieserb
    As a gay man, I would fight for your right to believe and say what you want. We can agree do just disagree. On the other hand Perez mocks, bullies others into his way or the highway. He is NOT a "gay" leader.

  3. LetsBeHonest says – reply to this


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    Perez doesn't believe in God, and if he does he expects God to accommodate to his lifestyle instead of him accommodating to God's lifestyle which the bible states. and yes the bible does say in several verses homosexuality is a sin! and he who practices such thing will be punished when leaving this world. If you don't believe the word of God then shut up about it Perez!! you can't change what the bible says!! YOU'RE PATHETIC AND UGLY!!!

  4. ForeverWyld says – reply to this


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    How dare you compare a club not open to gays as that of Hitler. You owe an apology to Jewish people for that one. This club is excluding gays not rounding all the gays up and burning them in a furnace!!!!! I understand that excluding gays is not right however your comparison is an insult for which an apology is required.



  5. 5

    All you do is reduce women to their private parts so why should women on this board give a shit about the things that bother you personally?

  6. Teresa Andrews says – reply to this


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    I completely disagree with this club's beliefs, but they have the right to believe what they want.

  7. kkh says – reply to this


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    Re: LetsBeHonest – never trust anyone who starts their sentences with 'The bible says…' U do know that the bible was written by a MAN, right? Just like every other religious book.

  8. LoveTheSun7188 says – reply to this


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    The greatest thing about this country is that, no matter your opinion, you are allowed to believe what you want. Thank God people like you aren't in charge of our liberties, Perez. Get bent.

  9. bTeri says – reply to this


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    I had hopes now that Perez is a parent that he would stop being such an ignorant hyopcrite - especially about issues like this. His complete inability and unwillingness to understand or admit there are different viewpoints and perspectives is sad and most of all HYPOCRITICAL.

    This separate organization was created because it was impossible to respect the deep religious beliefs of these people, not their attacks on others. Unlike Perez

  10. Caligurl says – reply to this


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    I am so sick and tired of Perez Hilton. He is JUST AS BAD as the those he hates against. He has absolutely no respect for anyone with a viewpoint that is different than his. We live in a country of free will, and with free will comes many different opinions and viewpoints. You do not have to agree with everyone's views, but respect the fact that they have the right to believe what they want just like you have the right to believe what you want. Perez Hilton shows no respect for anyone who's viewpoint is different. He is a HYPOCRITE. If he wants people to respect his views he should do the same. Yes I am Catholic, but I believe that everyone should live their life the way that they want to live it, and that includes marrying whoever they choose, because at the end of the day it is their life and not mine, and ultimately it's not my place to judge anyone, it's God's. I am just done with this website and the bullsh*t spewed by this hate-filled man!

  11. Dave says – reply to this


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    You are really hateful.
    When conservatives do open up to liberal groups, you get mad. Have you ever thought about the intolerance you have against Christians?

    Hipocrate!

  12. lenny the squeal says – reply to this


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    I just want to say you can be as vile and mean and disgusting as you want to be on this blog and your post will not be removed. But if you come at Perez with any kind of intelligence or substance that combats Perez's point of view, he doesn't post your post. This blog is phony and is not a true blog.

  13. Alan says – reply to this


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    I don't need to leave my comment anonymously. Your article just shows how tolerant you are of people who have a right to choose the way they want to raise their children. If they feel being que*r is wrong that is their right to believe that. They have freedom of speech and choice as you do all Americans. As for intolerant, I will always be intolerant of que*rs, drug users, gangs, pedophiles, and prostitutes. You don't like it? That's okay too. But I will exercise my free speech just as you can.

  14. Alan says – reply to this


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    The Bible says…. lol just kidding.. you are partially right. It was written by men… Men of God who gave them the words to put into the Bible. But it's your choice to believe that or not. We're all given choices to make every day. Our choices decide our future. Our future decides our destiny. Our destiny decides our legacy. But it's all our choice. God loved us so much that he allows us to choose. I choose God.