Forget politics, Malia Obama is gearing up for a future in the entertainment industry following her stint as one of the First Kids. Get it, girl!
It's believed Miz Obama will begin working at
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Are you the head of a super intolerant household who is TERRIFIED because your anachronistic ways are no longer en vogue and your xenophobia is being systematically marginalized?
Well, we've got good news! There's still a place for you and the innocent children you're so desperate to turn into full grown d-bags!
It's called Trail Life USA and it's pretty similar to the Boy Scouts of America, except that the founders are misappropriating the tenants of Christianity to exclude openly gay members!
This is probably a happy day for folks who thought the world was coming to an end when the Boy Scouts finally started coming to its senses a few months back to allow openly gay members, but you'll pardon us if we don't celebrate with them!
Andrew Orr, a young Christian boy who believes homosexuality is a sin, is proud about opting out of Boy Scouts to join
the Hitler Youth Trail Life.
Little Andrew admitted:
“It felt like I’d be hitting something higher than Eagle in terms of achievement.”
He certainly sounds high to us! Trail Life already has outposts in over 40 states and offices in North Carolina, Hell, & Purgatory!
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