When you need a kid, but you don't know how, who you gonna call?
That's the name of a single Dutch male who has gotten a whopping 98 ladies pregnant since 2002, and has fathered 98 children!
And he totally doesn't donate sperm the way we do it over here in the U.S.A.!
Well, he used to donate to sperm banks, but had to stop after the Netherlands banned donations from being anonymous. It didn't matter for him though, because now he just has sex with the women who want to get pregnant!
What the what??
It's true! And not just single women either!
Single ladies AND couples travel to or across Europe to use his service, and Ed Houben claims ladies' partners do not mind that they have to climb on board the Houben Sex Express (which is 100% what he should call his services)!
He said of one family:
"They came here three times and now they have a baby. They are beyond these feelings of 'Ooh, there's a stranger sleeping with my wife.'"
Like the saying goes: if you don't succeed the first time, you gotta try, try again! Ha!
Ed also keeps a spreadsheet around of the children he has fathered to make sure that he doesn't end up sleeping with one of them when they've grown!
"If, later on, one of my children meets someone who doesn't know who his natural father is, he can consult this list."
Smart thinking, Ed!
Although he might end up starting a family of his own one day, right now he has no plans on stopping!
Why would he??
They say do what you love and you'll never work a day in your life! It sounds like he's taken that advice head-on!
[Image via Ed Houben/Facebook.]
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