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Farrah Abraham Publishing An Erotic Book Trilogy! Get The Boner-Poppin' Deets HERE!

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She's a jack of all trades!

And now Farrah Abraham is gunning for that Fifty Shades of Grey money!

The Teen Mom has announced that she's preparing to release the first erotic book in a planned trilogy from publishing house Ellora's Cave, and she's calling the series Celebrity Sex Tape!

The books will be based on Farrah's own knowledge of sex tapes, and her first book In the Making is due to be released in July 2014!

Here's what the first book's description reads:

"First in the Celebrity Sex Tape trilogy.

The journey…

Hot sex. A few thrills. A lot of tips and tricks. There has to be more to life than this, and I’m going to find it.

The woman…

I’m like every other person out there: I want to be loved and I want to be happy. But in the words of my best friend, I have to kiss a few frogs along the way. That’s okay, I know what I want and I’m not afraid to go after it, to hell with what other people think. My name is Fallon Opal, and I’m not who everyone thinks I am.

The star…

To the world I’m another starlet gone crazy: always traveling, clubbing non-stop, and juggling drug problems and alcohol issues. The truth couldn’t be further from that. I’m on a journey to find myself and I’m going to do it without shame—my way. Sometimes it feels like the world is against me but that won’t stop me from getting mine."

Fallon Opal is the greatest character name in the history of characters! Ha!

And here's what Farrah's statement on the book said:

"'In the Making' reveals the truth about 'being in the limelight' as a young celebrity. Writing this series was like therapy. Fallon's story what I've gone through recently, much of it witnessed and misunderstood by the public. 'Book One' is an entertaining and sexually charged novel, but it's also an inside look at the underside of being a reality TV star that everyone else can relate to."

So basically she can relate to it, and so can everyone else! We'll definitely be pre-ordering our copies!

We LOVE reading sexually charged novels from sexually charged ladies! Who knows? Maybe this will be Farrah's erotic version of Lord of the Rings?!

And she's got the one vibrating ring to rule them all!

[Image via Ellora's Cave.]

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10 comments to “Farrah Abraham Publishing An Erotic Book Trilogy! Get The Boner-Poppin' Deets HERE!”



  1. 1

    I feel so bad for this delusional neurotic douche-bag's child.

  2. Fluff says – reply to this


    2

    New York Times bestselling author???? Did I wake up from a coma and missed something? When was she a New York Times bestselling author? The guy lying next to her on the cover looks dead. If I was laying next to her, I'd pretend I was dead too. She is so gross that there are no words I can think of to describe it. She makes Heidi Montag look like a genius . No more of this woman. I can't take it. My skin crawl at just look at her, and when she opens her mouth (to speak) it is the least intelligent things you can think of coming out of it. Poof…..fade away !! Poor kid….

  3. fgh says – reply to this


    3

    I thought it was kim kardashian…

  4. elle says – reply to this


    4

    Her head looks big compared to the guy



  5. 5

    this chick is really, tragically, screwed up in the head.

  6. ali says – reply to this


    6

    I'm so sick of hearing about this plastic surgery alien. I agree with Pink Mafia… that poor little girl. So sad!



  7. 7

    Oh the public does not "misunderestand" you, we just think you are a washed up former reality star (and certainly not a "celebrity"). Naturally I cannot speak for everyone but this is just my honest opinion.

  8. MaryJanice Davidson says – reply to this


    8

    Ugh. I got my start writing for Ellora's Cave and have never been embarrassed about that until now.

  9. taryn says – reply to this


    9

    shes not a celebrity tho??

  10. John says – reply to this


    10

    You all are talking bad about her… but I know all of you will go and buy her book, no mentioning all of you already watched her porn videos.