Now that's a poem!
Beyoncé recently appeared in a new fashion spread for CR Fashion Book, but it wasn't her flawless looks that had our attention.
We already knew all about that!
Disney's Frozen is just about the best thing since anything!
Frozen has already grossed over $1,000,000,000 worldwide! It's literally a billion dollar movie.
That's insane. An animated movie made a thousand million dollars — and because of the ridiculous popularity surrounding the movie, its merchandise has obviously been flying off the shelves.
An anonymous Disney store employee said:
"People have gotten into physical fights in the morning. The kids cry, but the parents are the problem. They try to guilt us, say their daughters are sick. They have no shame. But I can't make it magically appear!"
Jeez! That's awful! We understand that your kid reallllllly wants that Elsa doll or the Elsa dress, but come onnnnn, people! Really?!
Things are intense in a non-physical way too, with a person dropping $1,200 on an Elsa doll from eBay! That's nuts!
A Disney store spokesperson said:
"We knew this movie was a winner, but it over-performed so significantly that now we're doing what we can to get in more product as soon as we can."
Thankfully, the insanity won't last forever. Everything should be back fully in stock in July and August.
That sounds like a great time for kids to learn a lesson in patience, and their parents to take a CHILL PILL and lead by example!